Betty's gone sick

Today my dear cousin Betty fell sick. Although, whether she is honestly sick or if she has just gone mad is not know. I think she is just playing a game due to the fact that she does not want to get in trouble with her father Parris. You see, we were dancing in the woods the other night with Tituba, and we cast spells so that we can get the men we love and want. But Parris found us and caused mass hysteria within the group of terrified girls. Betty knew that the easy way out would be to fake sick and therefore she would not be bothered nor questioned by her father or anybody else. On the contrary, she attracted more attention than most of the other girls simply because everybody was so worried, oh please! I guess they are not bright enough to see her trick. So, I decided to just tell Parris and the others that yes, we did dance in the woods, thinking that once the truth was out, Betty would awaken. Oh but she did not, Betty remained still in bed until she played up her acting even more and screamed for her dead mother and tried to jump out of a window, how crazy! She has let her sickness get to her head and she needs to knock it out of her system sooner than later. It is fake, after all, and to remain friends us girls are trying our hardest to play along. We are all so done with her faking, wake up Betty, wake up!